Karma's A Twink

Mark was the biggest womanizer around. A total juice head, he only cared about hitting the gym, fucking hot women and then never calling them again. On dating apps, he'd call women fat, ugly and desperate. His instagram account was a vain advertisement for his ripped and muscular body.

One night, Mark was up to his usual antics of leaving his list of Tinder hook-ups on read when he received a new message from KARMA_01.

Checking her profile pic, Mark saw a busty blonde whose face was cut off from her display picture. "Sup Mama?" Mark messaged her, naturally receiving an immediate response. "NTM, you?" She asked. "Just chilling in bed." Mark replied before sending a photo of his raised grey sweater, showing off his toned abs and v-lines. "You look like a big boy." KARMA_01 posted, causing Mark to get a little hard from the flattery. "You have no idea." Mark posted before sending his prepared underwear bulge pic, which he'd sent 100 times before.

"It looks like mine." KARMA_01 replied, posting a pic of her dick. Mark was immediately shocked and pissed, leading him to respond with a flurry of homophobic responses. "But I thought you were gay. After all you're so vain." KARMA_01 responded innocently when Mark noticed his phone was glitching.

Skinny Dipping Disaster

Eddie was the daredevil of his college group. Obnoxious, outgoing and rowdy, you could hear him from a while away. One day at the beach, Eddie and his friends were joking around when one of his friends tried to pants him.


"Woah!" Eddie exclaimed with a big smile "You wanna see my dick that bad?"

Eddie's friends all laughed at him as he played with the waistband of his swim shorts. "If you want to see it so bad all you had to do was ask." Eddie exclaimed stripping out of his swimsuit and running down to the water, his ass jiggling in the breeze for all to see.

Running into the chilly lake, Eddie cupped his dick as it hardened from the cold but also from being turned on. Eddie turned around to laugh to his friends just in time to see them grab his clothing and take off down the beach. Running after them, Eddie stopped after noticing several disapproving families scowling at him by the edge of the water.

Eddie retreated back to the water unsure of what to do. Time seemed to stand still as half an hour past. Wading through the water further down the beach, a black mass caught Eddie's eye. Swimming closer to the object, Eddie discovered it was a large black speedo.